5 rules for men to have a happy life

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5 rules for men to have a happy life

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1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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Awesome! \:D/
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LOL! Ah yes, a toast to our wives and girlfriends...and may they never meet! :cheers:
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I married my best friend 22 years ago and she has always been the best at rules 1-4

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