HURRICANE OFFICE POLICY

[Rebel]

Posted earlier on our board here at Evergreen Transportation.


Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings


As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the
firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to
avoid fallen trees and limbs.


Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.


Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you
avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be
provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.


Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we
will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take
extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.


Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when
the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate
cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

Have a Nice Day.

[astronut74]

Isn't that the truth though? I know that's the way everyone thinks around here. We have a floating holiday at our work (otherwise known as a hurricane day) To be used in the event of a hurricane but if it is not needed, then it's used the day after Thanksgiving. No one wants to use it for a hurricane, we'd rather have the day after Thanksgiving.

[mattblackratbus]

sounds like the UPS handbook.....Johnny

[dumb lady]

Good one, Mr Larry Rebel...
Stay safe up there!