Attention Gun Nuts

[dunedog]

If you're going to go Canadian the give me 'La Fin du Monde'

[CaptSquid]

Well now, wouldya look at that. The multi-tentacled fish knows his beer. Thank god he's got at least ONE redeeming characteristic

Considering that I lived only 18 km from the brewery, I SHOULD know good beer. And when I got it, it was fresh!

[peter]

[dumb lady]

Why do you have to have soo many guns?...... and you have a rifle collection also?......


>> You must have a small penis......


That shoots Blanks.

For the love of Buffy, HOW did I ever miss this thread??!!

I see Mr SoCalli is about as impressed as I am.
As if THAT didn't have me laughing enough, Mr Blazer comes along with that FAMOUS DRESS PIC!!! I'm about to PEE MY PANTS from laughing!!!
Wahahahaha!!! Hahahaha!!! Wahahahaha!!!

[dumb lady]

I just showed Mom your dress pic & said, See Ma,that's the guy who's comin to visit.
She said UM GOTTES WILLEN!!! Translation: Oh My God!!

[peter]

I hear that often. Always from women, always in bed, too....

[Rebel]

I just showed Mom your dress pic & said, See Ma,that's the guy who's comin to visit.
She said UM GOTTES WILLEN!!! Translation: Oh My God!!

Peter, Peter, Peter.

[potskie]

I hear that often. Always from women, always in bed, too....

Lemme guess at the exact moment they see your equipment? Oh my god is a natural reaction to something so perverse and ugly and small.

For someone who owns so many guns your really good at shooting yourself in the foot.

[peter]

It's a gift!

Hey, wait a minute. Did he just insult me? 'Cause if he did.....

[potskie]

Hey, wait a minute. Did he just insult me? 'Cause if he did.....

Who?? Me?? No way! Would I do something like that?

[peter]

Phew. I knew you had too much respect for me.

[potskie]

Phew. I knew you had too much respect for me.

I think your confusing respect with pity !

[peter]

My,but you're especially (and efficiently, I might add) nasty these days. Might I make a few suggestions, mano-a-mano? And this only because I care for your well-being.

#1 Ex-Lax. Underrated & berated, but definitely the hot ticket for those who are full
of...ummmm, how to put this delicately.....

#2 Escort service. Frowned upon by the morally-guided, yet these incredibly talented women
specialize in relieving the kinda tension you seem to be exhibiting. And boy oh boy,
you do seem to be suffering (PS; rumour has it they take Canadian Tire
money )

#3 Employment. There's alot to be said for steady work. Gives you a sense of pride and a
feeling of worth towards society. Much better than waiting for the goverment cheque at
the beginning of very month, in my ever-so-humble opinion. Whaddaya say, bud? Willing
to give a try, huh? One for the Gipper?


I know that it's none of my business, but I feel compelled to help. You remind me of the baby bird thrown from the nest by its mother, simply because baby birdy looks "funny". I embrace diversity, Potskie. And I embrace you. I welcome you into the fold, offering nothing but love, compassion & understanding. It don't matter to me how funny-lookin' you may be, or how socially inept you are. We are all made in god's image. "HE" simply forgot to cross his "T"s and dot his "i"s with you, that's all. I just know he loves you regardless.
You are my brother, and I love you. I LOVE YOU, POTSKIE! Remember that

[potskie]

I'm speechless dude. just speechless.

[peter]

Well I freakin' hope so! You have any idea how deep I had to dig to come up with that crap?