Chevy & GMC Vans

- you sue your mechanic because he called your van an "old piece of junk."

man what i just thought to my self at work today is a bad sign.....

"Astro/Safari isn't just a vehicle it's a way of life"

when you live in a wintery state and talk about your astro project all winter to anyone that will listen cause you can't work on it again till spring.

...when a new business opportunity arises and the first thought to enter your mind is "Then I can get the Astro Cargo I've always wanted".

You fall asleep that night with a grin as you envision a fleet of Astro cargos with your business sign on the side.