People's signatures

Non technical and off-topic discussion

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

As I visit various forums, it is kinda neat to read the "message" in people's signatures. I thought it would be neat to post some for entertainment and/or to make snide remarks about.
==================
Gun control means hitting your target.
Fight crime: shoot back.
Honk if you've never seen a .45 fired from a truck window.
If you can read this, you're in range.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
==================
Remember Dealer OEM parts only hurt one time.
Cheap after market stuff will bite you in the rear many times. MT said that.
So If you are going to do it. Do it right the first time. Or you will have to undo it the next time.
===================
You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
^
^
^
^
^
^
^
. . . me neither.
=================
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.
User avatar

peter
ASV Supporter
ASV Supporter
Posts: 1354
Joined: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:41 pm
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Contact:

Re: People's signatures

Post by peter »

Those are good! :muhaha: :muhaha:
"Just keep swimming..."
97' 4wd Safari
ZZ 502 Ramjet
4"L"80E/NP241C
Ford 9"


Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither
inclined nor determined to commit crimes".
- Thomas Jefferson

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

"Light travels faster than sound.
That is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak." (unknown)
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

A good landing is one that you can walk away from.

A great landing is one where you can use the airplane again."

-- Anonymous
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

91AWDAstro
ASV Supporter
ASV Supporter
Posts: 264
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:14 am

Re: People's signatures

Post by 91AWDAstro »

Since I'm going through a divorce I got a few...

---------
Baby it's so miserable without you It's like you were here
If your phone rings, it ain't me.

:butthead:
---------
I don't understand all I know about that.
----------
Chris
91AWD 350
and a bunch of other wrecks...

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

Updated my sig.
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

Jacob Green
Too often, We lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only take 4 muscles to extend your arm and b!#ch-slap that Mother@#?!&! upside the head!!
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

Nitrous is like a Hot Girl with a STD.
You know you want to hit it but you are afraid of the consequences.
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

My helping depends completely on my give a damn, and how hard I'm laughing at your stupidity.
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

Jersey John
I am smitten with my van
Posts: 50
Joined: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:03 am
Location: Easton , PA

Re: People's signatures

Post by Jersey John »

Mine on 1 bike forum I chat on

"Bikers are a rare breed, Harley riders are a dime a dozen!"
"RIDE RED!!!!"
95 GMC Safari SLX "Mr. Cooper" (as my kids call it)

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

Some people are like 'slinkies'.
They're not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

NotDadsW41
I sleep in my van
Posts: 280
Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:37 pm

Re: People's signatures

Post by NotDadsW41 »

That one should be "Engineers are like Slinkies..."

A friend of mine has this in his email:

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? -- Scott Adams
CD_S
1991 W41
1995 Astro - Now gone, I am Astroless.
1997 C1500
1989 9C1 Caprice
1997 Bonneville
1998 Olds 88 LS
http://forums.b-body.org - newly updated!

91AWDAstro
ASV Supporter
ASV Supporter
Posts: 264
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:14 am

Re: People's signatures

Post by 91AWDAstro »

A few more short ones....

Where ever you go there you are.
You can't fix stupid.
If a$$#oles could fly, this place would be an airport.
---------
I don't understand all I know about that.
----------
Chris
91AWD 350
and a bunch of other wrecks...

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

Gun control means hitting your target.
Fight crime: shoot back.
Honk if you've never seen a .45 fired from a truck window.
If you can read this, you're in range.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.

Topic author
Water Boy
I sleep in my van
Posts: 389
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:28 pm
Location: Canton/Holly Springs GA (Atlanta)

Re: People's signatures

Post by Water Boy »

The SS badge never was about looks, it's about performance and always should be.
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.

1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.
Post Reply