I was a real shtinker this morning.
A car pulled into the parking lot and parked way out in the boonies, under a light pole. In a while, the driver's seat reclined, so I figured that the driver just wanted to catch 40 winks. Nope. Within short order, the windows steamed up -- heavily. So I motored over there and watched. Soon, bodies started moving about and the springs started getting a workout. Hmmmm, sez I. So I knocked on the window. The passenger door opened. The girl didn't even bother pulling up her knickers! I told them to get lost -- NOW. The boy was so rattled, he turned on the wipers to clear the steam from the INSIDE of the windows.
I was a real shtinker this morning.
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CaptSquid
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I was a real shtinker this morning.
Mike, Billings, MT, 'MERICA!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!
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ihatemybike
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Was she hot?
Aaron
2005 Astro (Gandalf) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, 130k+ miles
1997 Astro (Grumpy - $250 Rally Van) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, LSD, 2" lift, 31" tires, 335k+ orig engine, $30 eBay fuel pump
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T.Low
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
TTIWWP! 
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
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'89 4Runner SAS'ed, 38.5SX's, Mercedes OM617 Turbo Diesel
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'89 4Runner SAS'ed, 38.5SX's, Mercedes OM617 Turbo Diesel
'98 Suburban K2500, Cummins 24Valve, 5spd 4x4
'03 VW Jetta TDI
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CaptSquid
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
And there won't be any pix, because I didn't take any, you perverts.
Mike, Billings, MT, 'MERICA!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!
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ihatemybike
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
But was she hot?
Aaron
2005 Astro (Gandalf) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, 130k+ miles
1997 Astro (Grumpy - $250 Rally Van) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, LSD, 2" lift, 31" tires, 335k+ orig engine, $30 eBay fuel pump
Prev Astros:99,97,00,94,87,86
2005 Astro (Gandalf) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, 130k+ miles
1997 Astro (Grumpy - $250 Rally Van) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, LSD, 2" lift, 31" tires, 335k+ orig engine, $30 eBay fuel pump
Prev Astros:99,97,00,94,87,86
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Southern
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
She must have been to steam-up the inside of the van.ihatemybike wrote:But was she hot?
92 Astro Conversion Van 2WD
Vin Z Engine
Eaton Posi
Vin Z Engine
Eaton Posi
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CaptSquid
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Wasn't a van; 'twas a ricer, and a hooptie to boot.
Mike, Billings, MT, 'MERICA!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!
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89AstroDan
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Who was the one who started the thread?And there won't be any pix, because I didn't take any, you perverts.
pics please89 Astro Shorty
3.73 G80
3.73 G80
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ihatemybike
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
She coulda been nasty and still fog those windows.
I would've really messed with them. Told em, "Keep going, I like to watch."
I would've really messed with them. Told em, "Keep going, I like to watch."
Aaron
2005 Astro (Gandalf) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, 130k+ miles
1997 Astro (Grumpy - $250 Rally Van) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, LSD, 2" lift, 31" tires, 335k+ orig engine, $30 eBay fuel pump
Prev Astros:99,97,00,94,87,86
2005 Astro (Gandalf) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, 130k+ miles
1997 Astro (Grumpy - $250 Rally Van) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, LSD, 2" lift, 31" tires, 335k+ orig engine, $30 eBay fuel pump
Prev Astros:99,97,00,94,87,86
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Hahaha!!! Squiddy you're a Kill-joy!
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'96 RWD Astro. 155K
~Ayn Rand
'96 RWD Astro. 155K
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
I have done that when I worked security..... Funny as all get out!ihatemybike wrote:She coulda been nasty and still fog those windows.
I would've really messed with them. Told em, "Keep going, I like to watch."
98 Safari RWD. Stock.Do you smell what Barack is cookin ?!?!
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ihatemybike
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
potskie, you're my type of joker. 
Aaron
2005 Astro (Gandalf) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, 130k+ miles
1997 Astro (Grumpy - $250 Rally Van) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, LSD, 2" lift, 31" tires, 335k+ orig engine, $30 eBay fuel pump
Prev Astros:99,97,00,94,87,86
2005 Astro (Gandalf) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, 130k+ miles
1997 Astro (Grumpy - $250 Rally Van) - AWD, 4.3L, 3.42, LSD, 2" lift, 31" tires, 335k+ orig engine, $30 eBay fuel pump
Prev Astros:99,97,00,94,87,86
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Jim in Indy
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Leave it to a NAVY person to bust-up somebody's 'horizontal aerobics'.
What's next? Swiping little kids' lolly pops?
Yet, I must agree with those that posted previously.... this thread is useless without pix....
What's next? Swiping little kids' lolly pops?
Yet, I must agree with those that posted previously.... this thread is useless without pix....
Indy, all the horsepower you could ever imagine in one place...
Indianapolis 500, MotoGP, 400 at the Brickyard, NHRA US Nationals.
1991 Safari GT, 'B' motor, factory 4.10's. Original Owner !!!
Indianapolis 500, MotoGP, 400 at the Brickyard, NHRA US Nationals.
1991 Safari GT, 'B' motor, factory 4.10's. Original Owner !!!
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CaptSquid
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Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
OK, for you, Jim, next time I'll snap some pix. You want 'em B&W or Color?
Mike, Billings, MT, 'MERICA!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!
92 Safari SLE w/Z Motor (sold to a good home)
98 AWD Stro LS
93 Suburban Silverado 4x4
Look for the MISSING Alien in the Right Seat. AL, PHONE HOME!!!