I think it's backwards
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:18 pm
Life Cycle is All Backwards!
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead; get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party hardy, and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school,
You become a kid,
You lay around all day,
You have no responsibilities,
You become a baby, then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally...
You finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way 'cause this getting old sucks!
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead; get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party hardy, and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school,
You become a kid,
You lay around all day,
You have no responsibilities,
You become a baby, then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally...
You finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way 'cause this getting old sucks!
