It's A Smurf Thing...

[Xephius]

Something Smurfy for your Smurfs...

http://www.xephius.com/smurf/



Yours,
X

[Jim in Indy]

Oh man....

[peter]

Which proves what I've said all along. Smurfs rock

[Jim in Indy]

Rock? Even my 78 year old mother would not call that rock!

Make the bad sound go away.... please?

[peter]

Shouldn't you be at work, or knitting something for the grandkids?

[Jim in Indy]

I taught my sons to be responsible... no Maury Show appearances here!!

[peter]

So tell me, Jimbo. You think there's any possibility the ball'n chain'll ever let you attend a NECO? I could call her, turn on the ole frenchy accent charm if you'd like

[dumb lady]

So tell me, Jimbo. You think there's any possibility the ball'n chain'll ever let you attend a NECO? I could call her, turn on the ole frenchy accent charm if you'd like

I've heard that Frenchie accent of yours....That's not French & that ain't no accent!!!! (Just like this TECHNO-Smurf ain't Rock~)
But if you that sexy Butler of yours call.... Now *THERE'S* an accent!!

[Jim in Indy]

So tell me, Jimbo. You think there's any possibility the ball'n chain'll ever let you attend a NECO? I could call her, turn on the ole frenchy accent charm if you'd like

Man, I'd love to get over & up there. Burn some of my liver with ya.... with work & family, the time just ain't there right now.

I'll be done with work in the not to distant future, and I fully intend to grab a kitchen pass and get really stupid at several locations in North America once it is.

[peter]

So tell me, Jimbo. You think there's any possibility the ball'n chain'll ever let you attend a NECO? I could call her, turn on the ole frenchy accent charm if you'd like

I've heard that Frenchie accent of yours....That's not French & that ain't no accent!!!! (Just like this TECHNO-Smurf ain't Rock~)
But if you that sexy Butler of yours call.... Now *THERE'S* an accent!!

I'm rather surprised that you'd be so taken aback by Darren's cockney accent. You do realize that he's an ex London-based commoner. No royal blood in him whatsoever. Closest he's come to rubbing shoulders with royalty is changing the oil on the Queen's maid's car. If this were the 1800's, he'd be the bloke you'd have cleaning out the horse stables. But hey, who am I to judge? If a multi-bodypierced exiled brit who's knowingly living on the west coast which is expected to drop into the pacific is your "cup o' tea", then good for you. It obviously don't take much to turn your crank. Which is a good thing....for Mr DL

PS: Your avatar still "does it" for me

[peter]

So tell me, Jimbo. You think there's any possibility the ball'n chain'll ever let you attend a NECO? I could call her, turn on the ole frenchy accent charm if you'd like

Man, I'd love to get over & up there. Burn some of my liver with ya.... with work & family, the time just ain't there right now.

I'll be done with work in the not to distant future, and I fully intend to grab a kitchen pass and get really stupid at several locations in North America once it is.

And will that be before 2010, by some chance? Just wanna know if I'll end up meeting you before Alzheimer's sets in......(on me, I mean)

[dumb lady]

I've heard that Frenchie accent of yours....That's not French & that ain't no accent!!!! (Just like this TECHNO-Smurf ain't Rock~)
But if you had that sexy Butler of yours call.... Now *THERE'S* an accent!!

I'm rather surprised that you'd be so taken aback by Darren's cockney accent. You do realize that he's an ex London-based commoner. No royal blood in him whatsoever. Closest he's come to rubbing shoulders with royalty is changing the oil on the Queen's maid's car. If this were the 1800's, he'd be the bloke you'd have cleaning out the horse stables. But hey, who am I to judge? If a multi-bodypierced exiled brit who's knowingly living on the west coast which is expected to drop into the pacific is your "cup o' tea", then good for you. It obviously don't take much to turn your crank. Which is a good thing....for Mr DL

PS: Your avatar still "does it" for me

What a giant pile of JEALOUS JIBBERISH!!! Who the frack cares about royalty?!?! Oh wait, I forgot you got a THANG for Prince Charles!!

There's a reason Mr SoCalli has a constant cloud of adoring chickies all over him. ....Just like there's a reason why you don't.
Mr SoCalli is hot-hot HOT!!! His accent is hot-hot-HOT!!
And YOU, Mr jealous Smufboy are not-not-NOT!!!

And...My Mister turns my crank better than you could EVER EVEN HOPE TO, so LEAVE HIM OUT!!! Spouses are *OFF LIMITS* you nasty tiny insignificant little snot-nosed blue cuss.
Oh, and one more thing.... STOP that with MY AVATAR!!!!! Thanks to you she's suicidal now!

Now that that's out of the way.......... Have a Smurfy day!

[peter]

Oh my, such hostility! Have you discussed these feelings of pent-up rage with your shrink lately?

Your avatar is suicidal 'cause she's just a cartoon and I'm human. She knows it can never be

[dumb lady]

Oh my, such hostility! Have you discussed these feelings of pent-up rage with your shrink lately?....

Yes, I have. All he has to say about it is I need to quit eating garlic.

Hey, I know.... Let's kiss & make up now.

[peter]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!