Oooh! I'm Terrified, Part Deux

[CaptSquid]

Hello

am i am a professional hired killer
You don't know me but I know you
Because i am paid to kill you, your and your entire family

Everything about you I have been told this is
What I do for a living

There is only one way you can help yourself if you want to live again That
is why am WRITING you

Note: this do not involve the police
or let any one know about this, If you do I have no choice but kill you
Don’t be surprise why am letting you know
I want to help you if you will co-operate with me
Contact my email if you want to live

But if you don't have respect 4 life, be prepare to dance to the music
of the dead. I am very sorry for you , It is a pity that this is how
your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see
there is no need for me introducing myself to you because I don't have
any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to
(KILL YOU ) and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a Friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person
have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to me
and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with
your name , picture and other necessary information we needed about
you. So I have sent my men to track you down in Location and they
have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation
on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I
will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or
not. Since we have find out that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I
didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I
am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are
monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you.
Get back to me with this Email adress (oscarmich5@gmail.com)
immediately when you get this mail.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE,
OR ELSE I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE
SOMETHINGFUNNY. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

Lucky You
You can RUN but can never HIDE

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(This one comes from Zaire. Note the misspellings and the similarity between the first and the second letter.)

[astroturf]

It sure does seem like an "English as a second language course" homework assignment.

Too Funny...

Jim

[Kidhauler]

Squidy buddy ya gotta lay off the low quality porn sites dude. Either that or stop cutting people off on traffic . Maybe set up a gmail account and send a message back and jerk their chain for a while.

[doyoulikeithere]

thats just hilarious!
I agree, do the disposable email and chain yank bit...
See how long you can string them along before they actually snuff you. Lol..

[Kidhauler]

Should we start a pool and pick days? Or is that insensitive again?

[CaptSquid]

Put me down for the 28th of July.

[doyoulikeithere]

July 30 for me...