Chevy & GMC Vans

As I visit various forums, it is kinda neat to read the "message" in people's signatures. I thought it would be neat to post some for entertainment and/or to make snide remarks about.
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Gun control means hitting your target.
Fight crime: shoot back.
Honk if you've never seen a .45 fired from a truck window.
If you can read this, you're in range.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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Remember Dealer OEM parts only hurt one time.
Cheap after market stuff will bite you in the rear many times. MT said that.
So If you are going to do it. Do it right the first time. Or you will have to undo it the next time.
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You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
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. . . me neither.
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Those are good!

"Light travels faster than sound.
That is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak." (unknown)

A good landing is one that you can walk away from.

A great landing is one where you can use the airplane again."

-- Anonymous

Since I'm going through a divorce I got a few...

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Baby it's so miserable without you It's like you were here
If your phone rings, it ain't me.

Updated my sig.

Jacob Green
Too often, We lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only take 4 muscles to extend your arm and b!#ch-slap that Mother@#?!&! upside the head!!

Nitrous is like a Hot Girl with a STD.
You know you want to hit it but you are afraid of the consequences.

My helping depends completely on my give a damn, and how hard I'm laughing at your stupidity.

Mine on 1 bike forum I chat on

"Bikers are a rare breed, Harley riders are a dime a dozen!"
"RIDE RED!!!!"

Some people are like 'slinkies'.
They're not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

That one should be "Engineers are like Slinkies..."

A friend of mine has this in his email:

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? -- Scott Adams

A few more short ones....

Where ever you go there you are.
You can't fix stupid.
If a$$#oles could fly, this place would be an airport.

Gun control means hitting your target.
Fight crime: shoot back.
Honk if you've never seen a .45 fired from a truck window.
If you can read this, you're in range.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

The SS badge never was about looks, it's about performance and always should be.