Jezebei (the van) nearly got me arrested
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:22 pm
Jezebel was playing a practical joke on me the other night. I was sleeping at a rest area in S.Carolina, when i heard something bang the right rear of the van. I then heard voices and assumed the guy let his door smack Jezy as he was getting out.
After a few moments he did it again. After about the 6th or 7th time; (i am fully awake by now with no chance of going back to sleep) so i get a bit miffed at this inconsiderate SOB and climb out of the van to have a pointed conversation with him about assaulting Jezy.
As i get out i realize this guy is on the other side of his vehicle (still an inconsiderate SOB for talking so loud) and could not have just banged the van. Then boom i hear it again and realize it is my rear barn door power door lock ; locking and unlocking itself....How do i fix that. I had several times prior called myself everything but a white man for leaving it unlocked at very inopportune times. As well as accusing myself of needing serious "old timers" disease evaluation when i was sure i had locked it only to find it unlocked. :-k ](*,)
After a few moments he did it again. After about the 6th or 7th time; (i am fully awake by now with no chance of going back to sleep) so i get a bit miffed at this inconsiderate SOB and climb out of the van to have a pointed conversation with him about assaulting Jezy.
As i get out i realize this guy is on the other side of his vehicle (still an inconsiderate SOB for talking so loud) and could not have just banged the van. Then boom i hear it again and realize it is my rear barn door power door lock ; locking and unlocking itself....How do i fix that. I had several times prior called myself everything but a white man for leaving it unlocked at very inopportune times. As well as accusing myself of needing serious "old timers" disease evaluation when i was sure i had locked it only to find it unlocked. :-k ](*,)