Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.'
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice, and yelled, 'come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed, 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?
The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.'
Moral:
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men... are men.
Not all blondes are dumb
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Water Boy
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Not all blondes are dumb
I was told getting my beauty sleep was a waste of time.
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1990 Astro (Z motor) mostly original @ 343,584 miles (552,944.8488960001 Canadian) (03/2008). Bad startup puff. Starting to spray for skeeters. Gone 06/07/08.
1993 Astro with a bad W motor. Parked next to a chicken coop in Talking Rock GA
I'm 'tween Canton and Holly Springs (North NorthWest of Atlanta GA)
I haul bottled water everyday- between 500 and 2500 pounds (226.796185 and 1,133.980925 Canadian) INSIDE the van.
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Re: Not all blondes are dumb
Water Boy wrote:Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.'
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice, and yelled, 'come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed, 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?
The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.'
Moral:
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men... are men.
Its good for a laugh, but I especially enjoyed the visual. Thanks
