Small Surgery
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Re: Small Surgery
I'm insulted. I simply meant to purposely paint a grim picture so that you'd appreciate your relatively painless operation. Did I hear one little "Thank, Pete, you're a sport"? Nada, nuthin'!
I'm deeply hurt. I was gonna call you to see how ypou're doing, but now....I just don't know anymore
I'm deeply hurt. I was gonna call you to see how ypou're doing, but now....I just don't know anymore
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97' 4wd Safari
ZZ 502 Ramjet
4"L"80E/NP241C
Ford 9"
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither
inclined nor determined to commit crimes".
- Thomas Jefferson
Re: Small Surgery
Y'know, Larry, you getting all this attention is okay and all, but when do I get a turn, huh?
Did I mention that I recently had to see a medical specialist, too? Yeah, I did. It was a prostate exam, and let me tell you, that KY jelly was really cold! And I'm really not so keen on having the ol' shipping dock used for receiving, if'n you catch my drift.
Huh? Whatya mean I'm "over sharing" and to knock it off?
Okay, okay, I'll leave but I'll be back...
Did I mention that I recently had to see a medical specialist, too? Yeah, I did. It was a prostate exam, and let me tell you, that KY jelly was really cold! And I'm really not so keen on having the ol' shipping dock used for receiving, if'n you catch my drift.
Huh? Whatya mean I'm "over sharing" and to knock it off?
Okay, okay, I'll leave but I'll be back...
Rob Shaver
1989 Astro 305 with an MSD 6A ignition and a dash-mounted MSD timing control, a 4160 Holley 465 cfm four barrel carb, and an HEI distributor.
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1989 Astro 305 with an MSD 6A ignition and a dash-mounted MSD timing control, a 4160 Holley 465 cfm four barrel carb, and an HEI distributor.
Moog 625 front springs and Energy Suspension poly bushings. Rear OEM sway bar. Edelbrock shocks.
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Re: Small Surgery
Good luck Larry, and hope you have a speedy recovery. I hear that the recovery for those is fairly quick, so no using it as an excuse not to work on that van. I woulnd't want to see what the would do to it.
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Re: Small Surgery
Did you start humming the theme from 'Star Trek' ??? (To boldly go where no man has gone before?)SafariRob wrote:Y'know, Larry, you getting all this attention is okay and all, but when do I get a turn, huh?
Did I mention that I recently had to see a medical specialist, too? Yeah, I did. It was a prostate exam, and let me tell you, that KY jelly was really cold! And I'm really not so keen on having the ol' shipping dock used for receiving, if'n you catch my drift.
Huh? Whatya mean I'm "over sharing" and to knock it off?
Okay, okay, I'll leave but I'll be back...
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Indianapolis 500, MotoGP, 400 at the Brickyard, NHRA US Nationals.
1991 Safari GT, 'B' motor, factory 4.10's. Original Owner !!!
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Re: Small Surgery
And I'm really not so keen on having the ol' shipping dock used for receiving, if'n you catch my drift.
Now that's funny Rob. Hope the results were good my friend. Been there and it will bring ya up on your toes for sure.
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Re: Small Surgery
Glad to hear your doing fine larry. Wish I hadda seen this earlier!
Dude I'm 24 and I've had one already. NOT A FAN! at least I made sure to tell the doctor that I expect dinner and a movie first.Jim in Indy wrote:Did you start humming the theme from 'Star Trek' ??? (To boldly go where no man has gone before?)SafariRob wrote:Y'know, Larry, you getting all this attention is okay and all, but when do I get a turn, huh?
Did I mention that I recently had to see a medical specialist, too? Yeah, I did. It was a prostate exam, and let me tell you, that KY jelly was really cold! And I'm really not so keen on having the ol' shipping dock used for receiving, if'n you catch my drift.
Huh? Whatya mean I'm "over sharing" and to knock it off?
Okay, okay, I'll leave but I'll be back...
All you young pups need to know what life has in store for you......
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Do you smell what Barack is cookin ?!?!
Do you smell what Barack is cookin ?!?!
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Re: Small Surgery
Reb, don't bust a stitch. try not to laugh too much.
Rob ..dude, I was 30 before my first. My internist told me he was about to give me the secret doctor's handshake. NOW, my hand's never been up there, my head maybe, but never my hand! dinner and a movie would have been nice....
Rob ..dude, I was 30 before my first. My internist told me he was about to give me the secret doctor's handshake. NOW, my hand's never been up there, my head maybe, but never my hand! dinner and a movie would have been nice....
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name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
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24?! Potskie, at that age I didn't even know what a prostate gland was! Sure hope all was well with you.potskie wrote:
Dude I'm 24 and I've had one already. NOT A FAN! at least I made sure to tell the doctor that I expect dinner and a movie first.
As for me, I've been diagnosed with BPE, benign prostate enlargement and am now on Flomax. Not sure exactly why I'm taking Flomax, all it seems to do is make me blush at strange times and makes me dizzy sometimes.
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Re: Small Surgery
Well Larry,
A little known fact is once you get to be my age,everything sag's some.
Opps-did I really say that.Ah,ok-good.
A little known fact is once you get to be my age,everything sag's some.
Opps-did I really say that.Ah,ok-good.
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Lead with my heart & take the hits because of it like a man.
1985 Astro-"Ole Yellar"
1994 LT Astro
1981 Winnebago-"Baby"
12'dual axle enclosed trailer
The vendor trailer
Lead with my heart & take the hits because of it like a man.
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Re: Small Surgery
Sounds like ol Peter took this harder than you!
No excuses now on finishing the van someday....
No excuses now on finishing the van someday....
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91AWD 350
and a bunch of other wrecks...
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Re: Small Surgery
Hey Mods??? Gan we get a Sub-Topic on the board titled; MENS HEALTH ??
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1991 Safari GT, 'B' motor, factory 4.10's. Original Owner !!!
Indianapolis 500, MotoGP, 400 at the Brickyard, NHRA US Nationals.
1991 Safari GT, 'B' motor, factory 4.10's. Original Owner !!!
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Re: Small Surgery
Jim,Jim in Indy wrote:Hey Mods??? Gan we get a Sub-Topic on the board titled; MENS HEALTH ??
Not a bad idea???.But for me I would think a sub-sub,section to that would work better.How about a :-k :-k a mental health section,( ) with guest appearances at campouts like Dr Phil????.
Hey wait a minute-LARRY no laughing here.Don't want you to tear anything up.
Call me Gary
1985 Astro-"Ole Yellar"
1994 LT Astro
1981 Winnebago-"Baby"
12'dual axle enclosed trailer
The vendor trailer
Lead with my heart & take the hits because of it like a man.
1985 Astro-"Ole Yellar"
1994 LT Astro
1981 Winnebago-"Baby"
12'dual axle enclosed trailer
The vendor trailer
Lead with my heart & take the hits because of it like a man.
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Re: Small Surgery
Flomax make your exhaust flow/sound like the Flomasters on yer V8 van! lolSafariRob wrote: Not sure exactly why I'm taking Flomax.
ISN'T HE SO SEXY IN HIS PRETTY WHITE DRESS???LOL
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Re: Small Surgery
GEJ wrote:Jim,Jim in Indy wrote:Hey Mods??? Gan we get a Sub-Topic on the board titled; MENS HEALTH ??
Not a bad idea???.But for me I would think a sub-sub,section to that would work better.How about a :-k :-k a mental health section,( ) with guest appearances at campouts like Dr Phil????.
A MENTAL HEALTH section? Shoot.... that would be one of the best on-line comedy thingies on the internet....
Sub-sections like.... well.... this is a family-friendly forum....
Indy, all the horsepower you could ever imagine in one place...
Indianapolis 500, MotoGP, 400 at the Brickyard, NHRA US Nationals.
1991 Safari GT, 'B' motor, factory 4.10's. Original Owner !!!
Indianapolis 500, MotoGP, 400 at the Brickyard, NHRA US Nationals.
1991 Safari GT, 'B' motor, factory 4.10's. Original Owner !!!