I was a real shtinker this morning.

CaptSquid · Post by **CaptSquid** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:11 am

I was a real shtinker this morning.

A car pulled into the parking lot and parked way out in the boonies, under a light pole. In a while, the driver's seat reclined, so I figured that the driver just wanted to catch 40 winks. Nope. Within short order, the windows steamed up -- heavily. So I motored over there and watched. Soon, bodies started moving about and the springs started getting a workout. Hmmmm, sez I. So I knocked on the window. The passenger door opened. The girl didn't even bother pulling up her knickers! I told them to get lost -- NOW. The boy was so rattled, he turned on the wipers to clear the steam from the INSIDE of the windows.

ihatemybike · Post by **ihatemybike** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:07 am

Was she hot?

T.Low · Post by **T.Low** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:39 am

TTIWWP!

Someone · Post by **Someone** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:08 am

CaptSquid · Post by **CaptSquid** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:40 pm

And there won't be any pix, because I didn't take any, you perverts.

ihatemybike · Post by **ihatemybike** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:21 pm

But was she hot?

Southern · Post by **Southern** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:46 pm

ihatemybike wrote:But was she hot?

She must have been to steam-up the inside of the van.

CaptSquid · Post by **CaptSquid** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:59 pm

Wasn't a van; 'twas a ricer, and a hooptie to boot.

89AstroDan · Post by **89AstroDan** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:28 pm

And there won't be any pix, because I didn't take any, you perverts.

Who was the one who started the thread?

pics please

ihatemybike · Post by **ihatemybike** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:35 pm

She coulda been nasty and still fog those windows.

I would've really messed with them. Told em, "Keep going, I like to watch."

dumb lady · Post by **dumb lady** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:40 pm

Hahaha!!! Squiddy you're a Kill-joy!

potskie · Post by **potskie** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:52 pm

ihatemybike wrote:She coulda been nasty and still fog those windows.

I would've really messed with them. Told em, "Keep going, I like to watch."

I have done that when I worked security..... Funny as all get out!

ihatemybike · Post by **ihatemybike** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:11 pm

potskie, you're my type of joker.

Jim in Indy · Post by **Jim in Indy** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:15 am

Leave it to a NAVY person to bust-up somebody's 'horizontal aerobics'.

What's next? Swiping little kids' lolly pops?

Yet, I must agree with those that posted previously.... this thread is useless without pix....

CaptSquid · Post by **CaptSquid** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:06 am

OK, for you, Jim, next time I'll snap some pix. You want 'em B&W or Color?

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