I was a real shtinker this morning.

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If she's on top, color definitely.
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Here's a question I'm sure hasn't been asked yet.



Was she freakin' hot, ferchrissakes?


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Worthless, totally worthless Mike. Get the pics out of the shoebox in the closet and post.
We can't go from mental image to printer yet,can we ???
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peter wrote:Here's a question I'm sure hasn't been asked yet.



Was she freakin' hot, ferchrissakes?
Petey, you are so late. I've asked the question twice already.
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Mikely,Mikely,Mikely-gezzzzz,just a Bag Lady outing. :muhaha: :muhaha:
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CaptSquid wrote:OK, for you, Jim, next time I'll snap some pix. You want 'em B&W or Color?

Color. Hi res preferably
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ihatemybike wrote:
peter wrote:Here's a question I'm sure hasn't been asked yet.



Was she freakin' hot, ferchrissakes?
Petey, you are so late. I've asked the question twice already.

You will discover that sarcasm is my bestest talent, dear pally!
Mind you, if it was that good you shoulda picked up on it. Hmmmm :-k

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peter wrote:You will discover that sarcasm is my bestest talent, dear pally!
Your ONLY talent! :butthead: :muhaha:
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ihatemybike wrote:potskie, you're my type of joker. :partyman:
Ya it was 2 am and the bars had just closed and the drunk crowd was just going home. I was watching a construction site between 2 bars with a very large brightly light and heated parking garage that had no doors....... On my rounds through it I heard some moaning and groaning... As I walked along I saw a guy and a girl between some of the roof supports going at it. So I lit a smoke and pointed my flash light at em. The girl quick hid behind the guy and shrieked. So I calmly said it's ok I do really enjoy watching. Your really making my night. Well he got kinda angry about but none the less they quick got dressed and took off.
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Nothing near as exciting tonight. Only some schlub doing a high-speed heel-n-toe out of the front door wearing a Carhartt Jacket and hugging his torso. As he neared me, he slowed down to a walk. As soon as I passed him, he revved back up and ran across the street, only to run under a sodium light with a motion sensor.

Seems that this putz acquired a frozen pizza, some cereal, some TP, and quite a few CDs.
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Leave it to a NAVY person to bust-up somebody's 'horizontal aerobics'.
True enough, a Marine would have at least offered to assist and provide guidance, even pictures!! Cheez..... ](*,)
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Leave it to a NAVY person to bust-up somebody's 'horizontal aerobics'.


True enough, a Marine would have at least offered to assist and provide guidance, even pictures!! Cheez.....

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squiddy would have had to of yanked open the door and snapped a pik. fogged up windows and a flash and you'da had a nice picture of the side of a car with fogged windows. Now ain't that sexxxy.
So the question remains....was...she...hot?
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kings-x59 wrote:................
...So the question remains....was...she...hot?
Never mind the girlie! Why doesn't anybody ask about the fella?? Was he HOT?? Did he have long dark & wavy hair?? Didja happen get a peep at his firm & sexy ........buns?? Hmmmm??
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LOL yup he's a catch, can't take her home to mom 'n dad's house....
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