Sloppy Roads

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Sloppy Roads

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They say that if you don't like the weather in Montana, stick around. It's bound to change.

Well, it did yesterday. The roads got REALLY sloppy. And wouldn't you just know it, I ran out of Smurf Juice. Couldn't clean the windows at all! So, I stopped by Wally World to pick up a new jug of Smurf Juice. They had the SLOWEST cashier of all times at the Automotive desk. Took this dolt 10 minutes to process 7 items from 3 customers.

Unfortunately, Smurf Juice goes for $1.64 a gallon instead of $0.99. IT'S THE SAME STUFF!

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Mikey-the only stuff that works is the Rainx.You bought the wrong stuff!!. :poke: :muhaha:
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Hey, I got Smurf Juice squirting outta every orifice in my body. You're more'n welcome to some. You'll have to come here and bottle it yourself, though :smurf:
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Gary, I won't EVER buy RainX again. Turtle Wax works just the same for much less.

Smurf, I don't think I want THAT brand of Smurf Juice on my window.
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GEJ wrote:Mikey-the only stuff that works is the Rainx.You bought the wrong stuff!!. :poke: :muhaha:
i use a 50/50 mix of rain x de-icer and the cheap stuff it works good
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ok. So what is the whole smurf thing about?
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Re: Sloppy Roads

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zombie{[six]} wrote:ok. So what is the whole smurf thing about?

You know Peter the smurf.................his old avatar from AS.com



Since washer fluid is blue Squid is referring to it as smurf juice...................but Peter is referring to something totally different :-#
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