A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so
advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take
a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in two weeks".
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You
guys are way behind .... We just took a man with no brain out of Illinois, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work!"
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Re: Stupid & Funny
LMAO 
unfortunately, the other half of us will be looking for work soon as well. the old saying goes, if your freinds are out of work, it's a recession, if you are out of work it's a depression.
unfortunately, the other half of us will be looking for work soon as well. the old saying goes, if your freinds are out of work, it's a recession, if you are out of work it's a depression.
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name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....