Life Cycle is All Backwards!
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead; get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party hardy, and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school,
You become a kid,
You lay around all day,
You have no responsibilities,
You become a baby, then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally...
You finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way 'cause this getting old sucks!
I think it's backwards
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Smiliesafari
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Rebel
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Re: I think it's backwards
Skip,,I agree. Lets work on it and see if we can make it happen. 
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trybe13
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Re: I think it's backwards
Sounds GREAT Skip! Where do I sign up?!?!?!?!?! 
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kings-x59
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Re: I think it's backwards
I'm in line already, que up right here 
'89 Astro, 4.3L, TBI. Minor intake and exhaust mods. Rebuilt 700R4 trans (by me). Corvette servo, 0.5" boost valve, police grade 1-2 accumulator spring (shifts fast and solid). B&M stacked plate trans cooler. Bilstein shocks. Belltech sway bars front and back. New head unit, speakers and subwoofer. Needs paint and a new headliner.
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
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tinytherhino
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Re: I think it's backwards
count me in! 
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lockdoc
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Re: I think it's backwards
Didn't they just make a movie like that? Just "curious".
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Past:
93 4WD - 305 V8 - 5" lift - 31" tires
98 4WD DHC - 10" lift - 33" tires - Onboard air and Hydraulics - Snowplow
92 RWD - 350 V8 - lowered - 97 front clip
92 RWD - 350 V8 - converted to AWD - V6
91 AWD - 350 V8 - conversion van
94 RWD - 350 V8 - sons van
92 RWD - stock - sons van
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01 AWD - Stock
98 AWD - Stock
Past:
93 4WD - 305 V8 - 5" lift - 31" tires
98 4WD DHC - 10" lift - 33" tires - Onboard air and Hydraulics - Snowplow
92 RWD - 350 V8 - lowered - 97 front clip
92 RWD - 350 V8 - converted to AWD - V6
91 AWD - 350 V8 - conversion van
94 RWD - 350 V8 - sons van
92 RWD - stock - sons van
93 RWD Shorty - project
89 RWD Shorty - parts van
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kings-x59
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Re: I think it's backwards
why yes, yes they did.. the amazing jeremy buttons or something like that..starring brad "I'm too sexy for angelina jolie" pitt I do believe.
'89 Astro, 4.3L, TBI. Minor intake and exhaust mods. Rebuilt 700R4 trans (by me). Corvette servo, 0.5" boost valve, police grade 1-2 accumulator spring (shifts fast and solid). B&M stacked plate trans cooler. Bilstein shocks. Belltech sway bars front and back. New head unit, speakers and subwoofer. Needs paint and a new headliner.
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
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trybe13
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Re: I think it's backwards
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.
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kings-x59
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Re: I think it's backwards
shows how closely I pay attention to movie trailers....
'89 Astro, 4.3L, TBI. Minor intake and exhaust mods. Rebuilt 700R4 trans (by me). Corvette servo, 0.5" boost valve, police grade 1-2 accumulator spring (shifts fast and solid). B&M stacked plate trans cooler. Bilstein shocks. Belltech sway bars front and back. New head unit, speakers and subwoofer. Needs paint and a new headliner.
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....