Freaken POS dodge caravan messing with my astro project

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Freaken POS dodge caravan messing with my astro project

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My wife thinks I should drop all my petty projects and finish the head gasket in the ^%$%^ caravan she had to have. I told her I would fix the astro and she could have that but nooooooooooooooo she dosen't want a truck????????? WHAT TRUCK????????????
Stupid scoocer mom wannabe

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Re: Freaken POS dodge caravan messing with my astro project

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Truck is a compliment. Be nice to your wife. [-X
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into each life a little rain must fall. do the head gasket and peace will reign..for a while :muhaha:
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Re: Freaken POS dodge caravan messing with my astro project

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applianceguy wrote: Stupid scoocer mom wannabe
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Re: Freaken POS dodge caravan messing with my astro project

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BUT its a caravan and do you know why everybody wanted $1000 to replace a head gasket????? Because it is a rotten job

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Re: Freaken POS dodge caravan messing with my astro project

Post by ihatemybike »

Astro is a truck, that's one of the many reasons I love them.

Isn't the easiest way to swap the Caravan's head gasket is to lower the sub assembly from the car?
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install a V8... :poke:
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1 Caravan + 2 sticks of dynamite = job well done. :muhaha:
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Re: Freaken POS dodge caravan messing with my astro project

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My buddy got $350 for his Caravan at the scrappers.....
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