Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I
wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite
animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of
PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
Be honest?
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Re: Be honest?
now that was funny
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I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
name's Steve
I can't remember all I've forgotten about that....
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Re: Be honest?
That is funny as hell!
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2013 Toyota Tundra DC 4x4
2008 Dodge Nitro 4x4
2005 Nissan Sentra 1.8S Special Edition
Mileage spreadsheet
Vans owned:
1986 Safari 2.5L 4 speed manual - scrapped
1995 Astro 2WD conversion 4.11 posi, shift kit, DHC rock rails - sold to Skippy
1998 Astro 4x4 D44, D60, NP231, full hydraulic system with 9k# Milemarker winch and snow plow - sold to Lockdoc
2003 Astro AWD all stock - traded for a 3/4 ton truck
2005 AWD, 4.10's - sold to skippy
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Re: Be honest?
some teachers have very little sense of humor, definitely funny.... the teacher could have specified after your answer, "ok, now, what's your favorite living animal.... and left it at that.... (myself, I would have said walleye.... or Steak)
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Re: Be honest?
good un budro,,needed a laugh today.
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Re: Be honest?
hhahaha ... I have to be honest, I dont eat much chicken from Colonel Sanders as I prefer Church's Chicken and LA Chicken and Pioneer Chicken. Good sharing. I like it!
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