Mary's Positive Pregnancy Test

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Mary's Positive Pregnancy Test

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Mary's Positive Pregnancy Test

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"HOLY MOTHER of GOD........oh...that's right...it's me..."

A billboard featuring an image of Virgin Mary's reaction to a positive home pregnancy test is raising eyebrows in New Zealand, with some critics deeming the sign inappropriate. The billboard was erected in Auckland, New Zealand on Tuesday by St. Matthew-in-the-City, a progressive Anglican church well-known for its provocative advertisements.

Reactions to the sign gathered by local television station 3 News included comments from locals that the sign was "really weird" and that it was "inappropriate to have outside a church."

But Church Vicar Glynn Cardy and priest Clay Nelson defended the advertisement, saying it depicts a very real reaction.

"Regardless of any premonition, that discovery would have been shocking. Mary was unmarried, young, and poor. This pregnancy would shape her future," the two men said in a joint statement.


Afterward Mary was heard saying "Poor Joseph, God was a hard act to follow, how do I tell him that ?"
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Those Aussies have a healthy sense of humour. :muhaha:

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Talk about tasteless.
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:poke: New Zealanders aren't Aussies, they're Kiwis.
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ihatemybike wrote::poke: New Zealanders aren't Aussies, they're Kiwis.
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
----
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...


Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

the bird is the word !
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Where did she go?
Was she killed?
Will she be resurected?
WTF?
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MrJames wrote:
ihatemybike wrote::poke: New Zealanders aren't Aussies, they're Kiwis.
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
----
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...


Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

the bird is the word !
doyoulikeithere wrote:Where did she go?
Was she killed?
Will she be resurected?
WTF?
Tune in next week for another episode of "All My Children" Lol...
Maybe the Bird took that tasteless piece of trash away???

I hope so.

Not Amused, Jim
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doyoulikeithere wrote:Where did she go?
Was she killed?
Will she be resurected?
WTF?
Tune in next week for another episode of "All My Children" Lol...
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I could not edit my first post so her she is

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And it is just as tasteless as the first posting of it.

Here is a pic of the current flooding in that area...
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Truly a slippery slope upon which to travel Mr. James.
I am further surprised that this type of post has been allowed to stand on this forum.

Just my opinion, Jim
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astroturf wrote:And it is just as tasteless as the first posting of it.

Truly a slippery slope upon which to travel Mr. James.
I am further surprised that this type of post has been allowed to stand on this forum.

Just my opinion, Jim
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Kiwi is a bird. That is the word.
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astroturf wrote:
Maybe the Bird took that tasteless piece of trash away???

I hope so.

Not Amused, Jim
Google "Mary's Positive Pregnancy Test" to see that there are many stories about this topic.

You will get more than 100 results

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MrJames wrote:
astroturf wrote:
Maybe the Bird took that tasteless piece of trash away???

I hope so.

Not Amused, Jim
Google "Mary's Positive Pregnancy Test" to see that there are many stories about this topic.

You will get more than 100 results
That could also be said for something such as... Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll (generalized to protect the innocent).

That still does not make it right for a Van Forum.

Just My Opinion, Jim

PS Y'all do what ya like. I don't have to, and I will no longer post on this topic.
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sounded like someone was trying to tell us that the region where the provocative billboard actually is, has been overcome by floodwaters?
Is that true? is it common in that area? or an act of, er um, weird weather. better get yer Ark built, heck with the van!!
We saw a blood red moon, setting at dawn during an eclipse, a week or so ago.
Guess that means 2012 doomsday is nearly here then? OMG!!
Jeez, this story keeps getting more interesting..
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