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My wife sent me these , you think its a hint ???

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:08 am
by skippy
a couple for the ladies ;

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .....Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go t o bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

#-o #-o #-o :muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha:

Re: My wife sent me these , you think its a hint ???

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:24 pm
by astrosafari
lmao! haha. those are pretty good.

Re: My wife sent me these , you think its a hint ???

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:09 pm
by kings-x59
wow, the summation of my life reduced to 16 lines. :peep:
good one! :muhaha:

Re: My wife sent me these , you think its a hint ???

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:20 pm
by dunedog
Boo-yah!! :muhaha:

Re: My wife sent me these , you think its a hint ???

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:17 pm
by peter
LOLOLOL. Good un's, Skippy :cheers:

Re: My wife sent me these , you think its a hint ???

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:54 pm
by skippy
Petey , I have to say , your really scaring me lately . Not only have you been nice to me , but compliments too ???????? :-s :-s :-s

you feelin OK bud ???? This just isn't normal for you !!

:poke: :poke: :muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha: