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sounds like my boss !!!

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:37 am
by skippy
Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that f*cking slacker did here?"
From across the room came a voice: "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

:muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha:

Re: sounds like my boss !!!

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:25 am
by Smiliesafari
Another case of some stupid CEO making stupid decisions. Could this be part of the reason this country is in such a mess? On the other hand, this is very funny. \:D/

Re: sounds like my boss !!!

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:48 am
by LiftedAWDAstro
That IS funny as heck...I could see our current management team doing the same thing. They are about that bright! :muhaha: