Quiz Show
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:12 am
Three rednecks appeared on a Quiz show - Jim-bob, Bubba and Hank.
Somehow they made it to the final question worth $50,000. The TV host said to Jim-Bob, "I will sing a song, leave 1 word out. You must say the word and spell it ...Here it is - Old McDonald had a ....?
Jim-bob answers, "Cow, I spell it - C-O-W."
The host says, "You spelled cow right, but that ain't the right word."
"Ok Hank, now your turn", says the Quiz master, "Old MacDonald had a ...?"
Hank answers, "Pig and I spell it P-I-G."
The host grimaces, "Well, again like Jim-bob, you spelled it right, but it wasn't the answer I'm looking for."
"Well Bubba, for the 50,000 dollar question, Old McDonald had a ?"
Bubba yells out "Farm!"
The TV host gets excited and says, "Excellent Bubba, now please spell it."
Bubba answers - "E-I-E-I-O"
Somehow they made it to the final question worth $50,000. The TV host said to Jim-Bob, "I will sing a song, leave 1 word out. You must say the word and spell it ...Here it is - Old McDonald had a ....?
Jim-bob answers, "Cow, I spell it - C-O-W."
The host says, "You spelled cow right, but that ain't the right word."
"Ok Hank, now your turn", says the Quiz master, "Old MacDonald had a ...?"
Hank answers, "Pig and I spell it P-I-G."
The host grimaces, "Well, again like Jim-bob, you spelled it right, but it wasn't the answer I'm looking for."
"Well Bubba, for the 50,000 dollar question, Old McDonald had a ?"
Bubba yells out "Farm!"
The TV host gets excited and says, "Excellent Bubba, now please spell it."
Bubba answers - "E-I-E-I-O"