Chevy & GMC Vans

I know everyone else is probably scouring Google, Bing, Yahoo! and every other search engine, but I don't want to use the same quote as eight other people. Does anyone know any good, little-used quotes that are different from everyone else's?

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
"One of the things important about history is to remember the true history." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 6, 2008.
Lest we forget.......911 Truth.

"We got plenty of money in Washington. What we need is more priority." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008
Lest we forget........the economy........

"My dad calls me BlowJob because he wishes I'd been one." - forgot....maybe it was George W. Bush too?

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant i could hardly stand to have him around. But when I got to be twenty-one I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice , bigotry and narrow- mindedness.
Mark Twain

I have never advocated war, except as a means of peace.
Ulysses S. Grant

Two things are infinite, as far as we know - the universe and human stupidity.
~Attributed to Albert Einstein by Frederick S. Perls

"We live in a doggy dog world".--Gloria Pritchett "Modern Family"

Tyler Durden wrote:You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your f-ing khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

The things you own end up owning you.

Yoda wrote:Luminous Beings Are We, Not This Crude Matter

"No sacrifice or service of mine requires any other reward than that which conscience gives to every man who does his duty" - Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

"We have each been given a bag of tools,. A formless rock and a book of rules. And each must make, ere life has flown,. A stumbling block or a stepping stone."

Old but, "Carpe Diem."

Life should be spent enjoying every second, until the final second. You should come to the end of your life like you have lived your life, sliding into home plate, dirt flying, adrenaline pumping, screaming yahoo.(not original, heard somewhere, maybe here).

Something like that.

"I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"