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I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:11 am
by CaptSquid
I was a real shtinker this morning.
A car pulled into the parking lot and parked way out in the boonies, under a light pole. In a while, the driver's seat reclined, so I figured that the driver just wanted to catch 40 winks. Nope. Within short order, the windows steamed up -- heavily. So I motored over there and watched. Soon, bodies started moving about and the springs started getting a workout. Hmmmm, sez I. So I knocked on the window. The passenger door opened. The girl didn't even bother pulling up her knickers! I told them to get lost -- NOW. The boy was so rattled, he turned on the wipers to clear the steam from the INSIDE of the windows.
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:07 am
by ihatemybike
Was she hot?
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:39 am
by T.Low
TTIWWP!
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:08 am
by Someone
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:40 pm
by CaptSquid
And there won't be any pix, because I didn't take any, you perverts.
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:21 pm
by ihatemybike
But was she hot?
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:46 pm
by Southern
ihatemybike wrote:But was she hot?
She must have been to steam-up the inside of the van.
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:59 pm
by CaptSquid
Wasn't a van; 'twas a ricer, and a hooptie to boot.
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:28 pm
by 89AstroDan
And there won't be any pix, because I didn't take any, you perverts.
Who was the one who started the thread?
pics please
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:35 pm
by ihatemybike
She coulda been nasty and still fog those windows.
I would've really messed with them. Told em, "Keep going, I like to watch."
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:40 pm
by dumb lady
Hahaha!!! Squiddy you're a Kill-joy!
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:52 pm
by potskie
ihatemybike wrote:She coulda been nasty and still fog those windows.
I would've really messed with them. Told em, "Keep going, I like to watch."
I have done that when I worked security..... Funny as all get out!
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:11 pm
by ihatemybike
potskie, you're my type of joker.
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:15 am
by Jim in Indy
Leave it to a NAVY person to bust-up somebody's 'horizontal aerobics'.
What's next? Swiping little kids' lolly pops?
Yet, I must agree with those that posted previously.... this thread is useless without pix....
Re: I was a real shtinker this morning.
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:06 am
by CaptSquid
OK, for you, Jim, next time I'll snap some pix. You want 'em B&W or Color?
