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The blondes date asks,'So how did you like your first football game?' 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents. Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, in the beginning they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents !!!!

Thats funny!


True story. Years ago I was dating an African girl from Zimbabwe. I took her to a Detroit Tigers baseball game. She's very smart and observant. She always is interested to know whats going on so I start explaining baseball to her. But then the game begins as the leadoff batter enters the batter's box and the pitcher lets one fly. I point out to her that the game has begun and I point to the batter. She says "Where's all his friends, what the hell are his teammates doing leaving him out there by himself? They're all just sitting there!"

Oh, I had a lot of explaining to do. Apparently, baseball is nothing like crikett.

An oldie but still a goodie !!!