SHE NEARLY BIT IT OFF! What has your Van done TO YOU lately?

[d3athm3talh3ad]

phrisket--the ranger didn't manage to spray me with fuel (easy access to the inertia switch) but my '72 chevy pickup got me when i changed carbs...i know that feeling!!! gas so stings in the eyes!!!!

i was loosening a bolt on my first car and couldn't find a comfortable way to get under and loosen at the same time...while kicking around, i managed to dump the pan all over my leg, and not wanting to stop since i'd just got the bolt loose, i kept working...well two days later, my entire leg peeled from the middle of my foot to the mid back of my thigh...looked like a snake shedding...

when i was little, a drawer we kept bread in fell out and landed square on my toe...it looked just like your fingers...my dad took a warm needle and twisted on the nail and the blood started oozing and it sure felt better afterward, but the nail still splits in half lengthwise if it grows too long...